Jokes

A few light hearted caricatures the masses have made about me.

The Quotable Machiavelli


On Friendship:
“You should keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.”

On How Not to Have a Happy Marriage:
“It is better to be feared than loved.”

On the Second Amendment:
“Before all else, be armed.”

On Acting Rashly:
“The wise man does at once what the fool does finally.”

One Bad Marriage


Machiavelli was married for 25 years to Marietta Corsini. It rather goes without saying that he cheated on her frequently. (The ends of wanting to make out, after all, justify the means of breaking your marriage vows.) Marietta was a loving and devoted wife, but it seems Machiavelli never thought much of marriage: In one of his plays, a devil chooses to return to the fires of hell rather than spend time with his wife.
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A good man
 
Tupac Shakur, the thinking man’s gangster rapper, read from Machiavelli extensively during a stint in prison. Late in his ca- reer, Tupac began recording under the name Makaveli. Why the changed spelling? Well, maybe Tupac wanted to play on the gangster slang word “mack,” which can mean flirting (to put it mildly) or a gun (Mac-10). But conspiracy theorists who believe Tupac’s death was faked point to the fact that Makaveli is an anagram of “K, am Alive.” Not the strongest evidence perhaps, but how’s this: Since his (purported) death in 1996, seven (seven!) new Tupac albums have been released.
 
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